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Dry Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bbgun redryder christmas story
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:46 pm
No! You'll put yer eye out, kid.


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

WOMEN - Because this ain't folding itself

TAGS: women laundry
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by JB

Jisatsu - June 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
Dumbest poster.
LolaBaby57 - April 30, 2009, 10:06 pm
@IllicoPresto - Considering the what people can read from it it's not surprising. I'm sure some feminist out there would be enrage by it, lol.
IllicoPresto - April 27, 2009, 11:32 pm
This poster was removed from my Ph**obucket folder as not appropriate. Can you believe it?
VERY ORIGINAL - June 2, 2008, 3:51 pm
This poster has been around for a LONG time... repeating it is LAME!

DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces

TAGS: ireland funny dry earthquake
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:51 pm
I heard there were aftershocks. To be sure, to be sure

WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.

FOOTPRINTS - Sometimes they lead to a very dry corpse.

SELF PRESERVATION - Zebra held little faith in Noah's "little project"

MEN DOING LAUNDRY PART II - If the procedure is incorrect or not clear, seek your supervisor for further guidance.


stand alone -


TAGS: sock one solo drying
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:58 pm
...Frank was always missing socks from his dresser drawer, thus realizing that he was always devoid of one in a pair. Upon learning this truth he could no longer put a sock in it, as he soon discovers this in The Twilight Zone.
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 9:08 am
I always figured mine have run off to be sock puppets. 5L

MEN DOING LAUNDRY PART IV - When all else fails, learn to do it yourself.

DOGS - How do you wash them

the clothes dryer -

Self-esteem -


MEN DOING LAUNDRY - Not a good idea unless: 1.) We have a procedure OR 2.) We have direct womanly supervision.

TAGS: laundry men
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Das Ghoti - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
Since when did "we" come into play. No "man" on the face of this earth would make a comment such as that, unless you happen to be married to estrogen on PMS, in which case, no amount of testosterone will save you...
Todd Snyder - June 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
Dude, here's your problem - you forgot to rinse off the cereal bowls before putting the dishes and laundry into the dishwasher.What?

DRY CLEANING - It has its passionate devotees and its bitter enemies.

OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!

TAGS: olympics polyandry humor men women husbands
Rating: 2.04/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:49 am
Polyandry! Never thought I'd see such a word used by any of these bloodclots! Nice work! BTW, *******ks, it's the opposite of Polygamy!

I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING - But please understand, If you take everything, I will have nothing left to give

TAGS: bleed me dry
Rating: 4.56/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 3:56 pm
(carebear BANNED)

MEN DOING LAUNDRY PART III - In order to avoid actually doing the laundry, it is sometimes necessary to think outside the box.

TAGS: laundry men women
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:10 am
Found them and 4, never mind.
Guest091 - August 6, 2009, 8:45 am
lol What ever happened to parts 1 and 2?


Colorado -

TAGS: colorado hell ugly dry ouch
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by n07y0ur5

speedracerred - June 3, 2013, 9:46 pm
cool pic
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:32 pm
This one needs its own website. May I suggest thehorrorofcolorado.com Thing like this make my appriciation for a tolerable climate (Lake Tahoe, Ca side for me) better everyday.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:56 pm
*Applause*applause*applause* I really like it! 5L
Reality Lord - June 3, 2013, 6:40 am

First submission... nice...yay applause to the new guy

Remember -

Pushed Button -

Dry Clean Only -

humidity -

Happiness -


Trust -

in like lint -

Its a dry heat my rear -

TAGS: dry heat sterile h** phoenix
Rating: 4.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 11, 2014, 9:38 pm
ba dee bedebe
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:18 am
That's during Monsoon. Before that is worse. 100 to 110, with a humidity of 40% to 60%. It's the humidity that gets to you. Oh, and the sun. The sun makes you feel like you're in a microwave and being cooked.
maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 6:03 pm
WOW, Too h** For Me .
Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:05 pm

mah na mah nah..... :)


Laundry -

FRIENDS - You always need the wierd ones with you


OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...

TAGS: september challenge who wants dry water
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - October 3, 2009, 1:08 am
by bad, i didnt read that part. i didnt even read the caption till now
Das Ghoti - October 3, 2009, 12:37 am
Lively "coming-out" parties? no thanks Canada, i'll stick to my co-ed shindigs
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 1:30 am
must be good stuff to make the cups dance like that, SO POUR ME A ROUND!


EFFICIENCY - Not always best.

TAGS: efficiency baby dryer
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Miguel Sanchez

DUDE - April 14, 2009, 12:33 am
Agamemnon218 - October 5, 2008, 11:16 pm
I like how the guy's looking at his watch like he's got a definite length of time in mind!

Quadruple Bypass -

TAGS: old people grandparents laundry love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Yes, old . . . floppy . . . sore ridden tongues. Yech.
GaryO - October 12, 2015, 10:12 pm
well, at least they still have their tongues...

Funeral Fun -

TAGS: dry ice funerals you re welcome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

JesusWept - February 16, 2015, 7:31 am
Good one, cynic! You just put the FUN in FUNeral. L L L L L

Hay fever -

TAGS: allergies seasonal benadryl sudafed
Rating: 5/5

Judging -

Laundry Day -

TAGS: calendar poster laundry day washer dryer update
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 12, 2016, 5:38 pm
Thanks crotchety...but you're still doing your own laundry
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 12, 2016, 12:44 pm
What the heck?!? That is so funny - wrong - but funny. 5 loads of laundry.

Irony -

TAGS: laundry crappy posters flattened bored
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - January 14, 2016, 6:53 pm
Ha! Let's see...something about a limited audience...I can't remember, so yeah...scroll back see for yourself.
Rick69 - January 14, 2016, 3:38 pm
1t's so meta even this acronym...
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Must be a bouncy sponge cake
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Takes the cake! 5L
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 5:54 am
Takes the cake! 5L
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 5:51 am